'Don't Touch My Junk': Michael Adams Rap Parodies The Pat-Down (VIDEO)

Published Nov. 20, 2010 at 9:54 p.m.
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The controversial TSA pat-downs have sparked a huge debate online, so it's no surprise that a parody rap song called "Don't Touch My Junk" is going viral. The "TSA Hustle" comes from Michael Adams (AKA The Health Ranger) who has rapped about social and political issues before with songs like "Don't Inject Me (The Swine Flu Vaccine Song)" and "I Want My Bailout Money." ... The rap parodies the now infamous video ofJohn Tyner's airport pat-down experience, where he said "If you touch my junk I'll

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Press Briefing Transcript: Dr. Thomas Frieden's Remarks at the 2010 Influenza Workshop for Journalists

Published Aug. 31, 2010 at 2:15 p.m.

Transcript from Dr. Thomas Frieden's remarks at the 2010 Influenza Workshop for Journalists held Monday, August 23, 2010 ...

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HHS News Release: WHO Declares End to 2009 H1N1 Influenza Pandemic

Published Aug. 11, 2010 at 4:56 p.m.

Health and Human Services (HHS) press release outlines implications for United States of WHO declaration that the 2009 H1N1 pandemic has ended ...

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WHO Statement on H1N1 in post-pandemic period

Published Aug. 10, 2010 at 5:00 p.m.

Director-General's opening statement at virtual press conference; August 10, 2010 ...

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MMWR: Regional Influenza A (H1N1) 2009 Monovalent Vaccination Campaign -- Skokie, Illinois, October 16--December 31, 2009

Published July 29, 2010 at 6:43 p.m.

Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (MMWR)July 30, 2010 / 59(29);909-913 ...

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NEW: QUESTIONS & ANSWERS - About the Central Vaccine Recovery Program

Published July 23, 2010 at 5:19 p.m.

This Q&A document provides information for providers who signed a Provider Agreement to administer 2009 H1N1 about the Central Vaccine Recovery Program regarding the recovery of unused and expired 2009 H1N1 vaccine ...

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NEW: Advance Notice of Termination of Emergency Use Authorization

Published June 22, 2010 at 9:25 p.m.

The FDA-issued Emergency Use Authorization of certain medical products allowed for use to diagnose, prevent and treat 2009 H1N1 influenza virus will terminate on June 23, 2010 ...

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New CDC test to detect human infections with the 2009 H1N1 influenza virus authorized for use by FDA

Published June 22, 2010 at 9:00 p.m.

This document announces a new influenza diagnostic test developed by CDC that was FDA authorized today for use in detecting human infections with the 2009 H1N1 virus ...

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NEW: Questions and Answers about Updating Guidance on Infection Control Measures for Influenza in Healthcare Settings

Published June 22, 2010 at 6:09 p.m.

Proposed updated guidance for seasonal influenza and the Interim Guidance on Infection Control Measures for 2009 H1N1 Influenza in Healthcare Settings, Including Protection of Healthcare Personnel has been published in the Federal Register, along with a Request for Comments ... The comment period began on June 22, and will end on July 22 ... All comments received during the comment period will be considered, following which final guidance will posted on the CDC web site ...

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Questions and Answers: Average and Median Ages of 2009 H1N1-Related Deaths in the United States, Spring and Fall 2009

Published June 17, 2010 at 4:51 p.m.

This document provides information about the average and median ages of 2009 H1N1-related deaths that occurred in the United States in the spring and fall of 2009 ...

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